Thursday, February 19, 2009

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The 10 Commandments of Crisis ....

In times of economic crisis you have to respect the 10 commandments .... but not those in the Bible, but those of survival:)

1. Do not ever smoke outside when the wind blows! It is possible to catch only 2-3 puffs of smoke.

2. Watch where you're going! It is possible to find some pennies, just good tau.In pocket plus, you avoid ironing some urban shit.

3. After PRINCIPLES "make your sled in the summer, cycling and winter, you do not windows open in summer! It is possible to 'save' a few degrees Celsius, your apartment for winter to come.

4. Do not load your home phone ever! You have plenty of places where you can do (school / job / restaurant).

5. Do not light a candle in the bathroom! And blind people make their own needs.

6. Shoot water once a day! The planet is becoming more ill and thus you will help you.

7. When you throw, you clenched teeth, not big chunks out! If you midline, sealing it with language.

8. Do not force yourself to eat! If you can not, put the rest in a food bag and keep it for days fomiste.

9. Do not run! You burn calories and you will get hungry.

10. Be smart! Participate in the election and you'll save herself a few days 'hunger'.

God help! Amen .....

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