Friday, February 27, 2009

Slight Pain In Left Waist

Hall - Vice Brasov

As is apparent from the declaration of assets filed with the Chamber of Deputies Mr Deputy Gabriel Andronache income earned as deputy !! http://www.cdep.ro/pls/parlam/structura.mp?idm=9&cam=2&leg=2008&pag=5&idl=1 Brasov municipality until that voted (mostly) by the citizens (who have to vote of course) College No. 5 in Brasov. Girl 30.07.2008 when he filed the declaration of assets as alderman of the city of Brasov and obtained revenue http://www.brasovcity.ro/file-zone/declaratii/pdf/Cons/250 51.677 RON. pdf rounding their income over four months over a total of 60.812 RON 9.135 RON only the quality of deputy mayor as shown in the wealth statement submitted to the Chamber of Deputies on 12/14/2008. Doing a simple calculation in the last four months (August, September, October and November) of "vice" Mr Andronache earned U.S. $ 2283.75 per month!! Would be interesting to know how he took money for a function that has not been since June of 2008.
How about the work of deputy
dance when I'll tell you what ... currently has only two speeches, one when he was sworn ...... but not with the other MPs Brasov I'm not ashamed.

Thursday, February 26, 2009

Bilingual Wedding Program Template

If big companies would produce condoms ...

passed Valentine's Day or Dragobetele ... and follows a March 8 .... .... increased sales of condoms can be put, and others made condoms Condoms :))))

NIKE: Just do it. Condoms
Pepsi: Ask for more.
Pringles Condoms: You once pop, you can not stop.
M & M Condoms: You melt in your mouth, not in hand. Condoms
Visa: Not leaving the house without him. Yahoo
Condoms: Do you Yahoo? Duracell Condoms
... lasts lasts lasts ... Condoms
Microsoft: So where you going today? Condoms
OB: No moves, no notes, nothing happens. UEFA
Condoms: The Chaaaaampioooooonnnnsss ... RED BULL
Condoms: Do you give aaaaaaaaripi. Petit suisse
Condoms: When I was little, my mother gave me. Condoms
McDonald's: 2x500 offer. Condoms
Nokia Connecting People. Condoms
L'Oreal: "Because they deserve. Condoms
Samsung Everyone is Invited. Danone
Condoms: Do not stop! Do not stop! Carlsberg Condoms
: Probably the best condom in the world. Condoms
Ferrero Rocher: I was craving for something sweet. Condoms
Dove: 1 / 4 moisturizing cream. Cif
Condoms: no friction.

Thursday, February 19, 2009

Brazilian Bikini Wax Demo

The 10 Commandments of Crisis ....

In times of economic crisis you have to respect the 10 commandments .... but not those in the Bible, but those of survival:)

1. Do not ever smoke outside when the wind blows! It is possible to catch only 2-3 puffs of smoke.

2. Watch where you're going! It is possible to find some pennies, just good tau.In pocket plus, you avoid ironing some urban shit.

3. After PRINCIPLES "make your sled in the summer, cycling and winter, you do not windows open in summer! It is possible to 'save' a few degrees Celsius, your apartment for winter to come.

4. Do not load your home phone ever! You have plenty of places where you can do (school / job / restaurant).

5. Do not light a candle in the bathroom! And blind people make their own needs.

6. Shoot water once a day! The planet is becoming more ill and thus you will help you.

7. When you throw, you clenched teeth, not big chunks out! If you midline, sealing it with language.

8. Do not force yourself to eat! If you can not, put the rest in a food bag and keep it for days fomiste.

9. Do not run! You burn calories and you will get hungry.

10. Be smart! Participate in the election and you'll save herself a few days 'hunger'.

God help! Amen .....